I've long had a wise-crack I use with some corporate clients (usually long-term ones who I count as friends) to the effect that "When I walk in the door, the good news is over." The point being, of course, that they must have a problem or I wouldn't be there.
I was in Michigan visiting the in-house law department of one of my favorite clients last week. Walked in the door of one of the in-house lawyers and found the following on his white-board:
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